Whitey Cummings Learns How to Walk Again

Travel | What Whitney Cummings Can't Travel Without

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The comedian always brings an ostrich pillow, a Diptyque candle and duct record (she explains).

Credit... Estelle Morris

The comedian Whitney Cummings is used to being on the road, starting back when she regularly visited 80 cities a twelvemonth to perform stand-up comedy. Her book "I'chiliad Fine … and Other Lies" was published in October. The film "The Female Encephalon," which she wrote and directed, will be released on February. 9.

Ms. Cummings has mastered the art of travel, from maintaining her skin care regimen on the plane to the ideal hotel slumber routine. She is a cocky-defined "psycho" about miles programs (she has "more miles than I'll ever be able to use" and likes the JetBlue credit card because "their customer service is unbelievable"). And she'southward learned to be unusually productive when she flies.

"Existence on the plane is my catch-up time," she said. "I write thank-you notes. I read. I write stand-upwardly jokes. For writing stand-upwardly, I have to have a little bit of anger and frustration to be motivated to do it. Stand-upwards for me comes from kind of a hostile engine. And by the time I've done the airport and gone through PreCheck and fought with nine people and had baggage stub my toe, I'k ready to write."

She's non shy when it comes to what she calls "owning her space" on the airplane. "I'chiliad in the telly and picture business concern and I desire to know what people are interested in, so I'll slowly, creepily, walk down and look at everyone's calculator screen to see what they're watching. If I hear someone laughing I'll go back and see what they're watching."

She'south also a cocky-appointed enforcer of good aeroplane behavior. "If someone's existence as well loud, I'm the person who's like, 'Tin can yous keep it downward a piffling bit?' I'm that guy. I'm walking around, I'm the sheriff making sure everyone is in line. At that place's nothing worse than someone watching a movie without their headphones on." Merely she takes pity on new parents. "I used to complain about crying babies. Merely a friend with kids told me that your life is so much worse if you're the 1 with the crying babe. So now if someone has a baby who won't stop crying, I send them a drink."

Here'southward what she takes on every trip.

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"I work out on planes. I put resistance bands around my knees and open and close my knees to kind of exercise my legs."

"It's a micro-frequency thing. Yous have to put a little gel on information technology and information technology electrocutes your face up and I do it on the plane. Information technology's a little machine that'due south like a facial on the go. Information technology kind of looks like a cellphone and if I'yard as well embarrassed I'll talk into it so it looks like I'thousand on a conference call."

"I get little packets of Woolite and I do laundry at the cease of the trip so I'm not coming dorsum with muddied dress, because that'southward my nightmare. The night before I leave I'll just put detergent in the bath and clean all my clothes, hang them in the shower, and come habitation to all make clean clothes."

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"It's like a big headband full of beads and it blocks out dissonance and sound. If I'1000 sleeping on the airplane it's the merely thing that works for me. Information technology looks ridiculous — it's non going to brand you a bunch of friends or get yous a husband — but information technology's amazing."

"I accept a trouble with lights in the room. I can't sleep if the TV has a cherry lite or the AC has a dark-green light. I bring a little fleck of duct tape or Ring-Aids and I stick them over all the lights in the room so it'due south dark plenty to slumber."

"I have this Tata Harper roll-on oil called Love Potion and I put it on earlier I get to bed in my domicile and on the road. I but put a little bit under my nose and go right to slumber."

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"I take the travel-size rose-scented ane. I actually set up a romantic vibe for myself."

"I recollect it'southward illegal that I travel with them but I don't intendance. I take those before bed. I used to have Lunesta and Ambien and it was making me crazy — I'd wake up the adjacent day and I'd have ravaged the minibar; I'd have an $fourscore bill. I'd send emails to ex-boyfriends. Then I accept the weed candies if I'm having problem sleeping."

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